Bank-bonus scanner · from Lasiako

Bank bonuses,
actually worth it.

Magpie scans hundreds of bank-account-bonus offers and ranks them by what they're really worth — the differentiator is true opportunity-cost math on the interest you'd give up locking capital. It tracks cooldowns and eligibility, with an optional bring-your-own-key AI planner. It discovers and tracks only — never opens accounts, holds no bank credentials.

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The Magpie offers dashboard ranking live bank-account bonuses by true net worth
The Magpie offers dashboard — live bank bonuses, ranked by true net worth.
What's inside

The math behind "is this actually worth it?"

Most bonus trackers list offers. Magpie tells you which ones make you money.

~250+ offers, ranked

Continuously scans offer sources and ranks every bonus worth / marginal / skip, with the reasoning shown.

True opportunity cost

Nets the bonus against the interest you'd give up parking locked capital — the number that actually decides it.

AI tier extraction

Reads each bank's own page to pull the exact deposit tiers and conditions, verified against the source.

Cooldown tracker

Tracks per-bank cooldowns and eligibility so you never burn an offer you can't actually claim yet.

Daily brief

An optional daily email with the new offers worth your attention — and nothing that isn't.

No bank logins

Magpie never connects to your bank or holds credentials — it researches and tracks, you do the opening.

It's a research tool, not a bank. Magpie discovers and tracks offers and does the worth-it math. It never opens accounts, moves money, or holds any bank credentials — you stay in control of every account you open.

Stop leaving money on the table.

See which bonuses actually pay — free to try.